February 2012
70 posts
When you yawn and your eyes get all watery →
goo.gl
and then someone is like
ARE YOU CRYING?!
and you’re just like
I want you to want to be here just as much as I want you to be too.
Use of Profanity With Age
- 8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
- 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding anniversary...
- Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
- You: Yeah I know
- Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.




