February 2012
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
Feb 15th
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You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
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Reblog if you literally cant stop thinking of... →
funniest10k: Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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Reblog if you purposely try to embarrass your... →
funniest10k: Walking like this: Dancing like this: Laughing like this : Being creepy like this: When we’re in class and they’re doing a presentation, I’m in the front like, I start making sexy faces at them like:   Your life is meaningless without following this blog!
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