Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her...
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
the third sex →
funniest10k: MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow