Right now I want you
Just please come cuddle with me, BABE. Im cold.. :(
Not fair, you fuck.
Stop doing this to me. You drag me around like a fucking rag doll. You treat me like shit. Scream at me for doing nothing. Act like an ass for no reason. And now you wanna ‘settle this’ … ? It’s not fucking fair to me. I hope you’re happy that I want to ball my fucking eyes out and you’re right here. Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
Come sit on my lap so we can talk about how we can be friends and nothing more. And when I try to walk away, please pull me back and tell me that you could hold me forever. Let’s wrestle around and then stop for a few seconds so you can text some girls. Excuse me for not wanting to be your best fucking friend but you aren’t being very fair.
You can't fucking do this.
I won’t sit down by you and talk about shit with you while you’re texting another girl every two fucking minutes. Fuck this. And honestly fuck you.
Don't you fucking dare
get mad at ME. You have no fucking right. All I’ve done is try to be with you while you continuously push me away. Well this time you pushed me REALLY far away. I am going to force myself to not have feelings for you. I mean, I wish I didn’t have to because we’d be fucking awesome together ha but I can’t keep doing this to myself. So fuck you and your stupid fucking...
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Attractive person: Hey
Me: wtf who is paying you to do this